Why a Goblin?

Hey There... Ever dreamt about actually reincarnating into a fantasy world filled with adventure and everything you ever read about in various novels, becoming the hero in your story, fighting or maybe even taming dragons?? No? Just me..? Anyway.. Well, that happened to me. Great right? NOT I am a monster...Not some hero, or a dragon, or some type of mystical elf, or even regular damn villager. No no no.. I am something every author treats as starter mob! (including me lol) . I am goblin. Dammit.